I'm feeling better this morning, I'm cussing using elementary school phrases.
In my quest to eat better, I picked up a package of turkey bacon on sale. Tastes just like bacon! Looks like bacon! Kids can't tell the difference!
I opened the package this morning. My bacon has never had a scalloped edge before.
I am scared but trudge onward to the microwave...
The scalloped edging looks a little less disturbing. Someone somewhere in some lab had to come up with this, you realize that, don't you.
Tastes like a thick, stale bacon flavored potato chip. Kids WILL know the difference!