Somebody hold me and bring me a cigarette, I'm in the midst of an afterglow after eating this...
Last week I was listening to NPR and I caught the tail end of something about carnival food. I've had a fried Twinkie (meh, it wasn't all it was cracked up to be), fried Oreos (tasted like a wonderfully moist brownie), funnel cakes, twister fries, Polish dogs, I love 'em all. Then they mentioned something that made the hair stand up on the back of my neck in curiosity and excitement...
Chocolate coated bacon.
I haven't been able to get it off my mind until this evening and I will share with you the preparation for the ecstasy of this (children, shut your ears) orgasmic treat:
Chocolate (a chocolate bar will do nicely)