Geeze, they weren't kidding when they said that time goes by faster when you get older. Tomorrow is Wednesday and I'm wondering what happened to the first 2 days. I can't complain, business has picked up some and that's a very good thing. I've been making a couple of extra dollars here and there which is nice, I've been putting it into (you guessed it kiddies) Hallowe'en props. I'm incorrigible, I know.
Something weird happened today, I poured me a bowl of some new cereal, Special K Vanilla and Almond flakes and through the middle of the bowl, I started noticing that I was getting sores in my mouth and tongue. My mouth has been sore all day weirdly enough, like it was blistered. I think that I'll have oatmeal instead tomorrow. I'm not allergic to anything that I know of in the ingredients. Very strange.
Will try to come up with something dark and foreboding to share soon...
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"Will try to come up with something dark and foreboding to share soon... "
I don't know.I think the report of mystery sores brought on by cereal fulfils the promise of 'dark and foreboding' *wink*
That is why I don't eat breakfast :)
Yeesh! Only this afternoon was my mouth feeling somewhat back to normal although my tongue still feels raw.
Of course I thought it was the onset of leprosy or someone had poisoned me being the paranoid person that I can be.
"Early don't eat breakfast. He thinks it’s a conspiracy put together by the cereal people."
It's just the "special" in the Special K Vanilla with Almond flakes that’s doing that to your mouth, no need to be alarmed. Please continue to ingest your daily allotment of Special K until your prescription has been exhausted.
Thank you for your cooperation.
The Cereal People
Let's see, I've gone through the scenarios of someone putting Drano in the boxes as a prank, a new and unheard of disease that blisters your mouth and of course, I have to be trendy and contract swine flu and this is a side effect that they haven't come across yet. Now cereal company conspiracy, they take over your brain by drugged cereal. Lovely, where's my xanax?
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