Sunday, March 22, 2009

Double Dose of Easter Wrongness!

I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I witnessed my parents killed in cold blood right before my eyes. Not to mention my repressed homosexuality manifesting itself by my "ward" Dick Grayson and his costume being a Speedo, gloves and cape.

Happy Easter.

And I got decapitated somehow and my head splits open and you can put jellybeans inside.

This one comes with a one way bullet train ticket to hell. I would think that eating a revered and sacred icon of the Christian faith is wrong, and I'm not alone in this by THIS article.

But let's think about this shall we, the cross was a Roman deterrent to crime, and a torture device as well. You usually died by asphyxiation or dehydration. Slowly. Very very slowly and painfully. And someone wants to make that into something you put into a child's easter basket?!

And it's nasty Palmer chocolate too. Yuk! If I'm going to hell for eating some chocolate, at least make it Hershey's!


Shellhawk said...

Don't fool yourself. Hershey's is crap, too.

Eve Noir said...

Ha ha...funny about Batman. I have Hello Kitty ones & it's similar. ;}

Yeah, that cross makes me curious too...that should be wrong to be eating one of those! But anything to make a buck, right!!?

The Frog Queen said...

I agree with Shellhawk :) I live in the NW and Moonstruck (easter) candy is chocolate nirvana :)

Mr.Macabre said...

I love Hershey's kisses, but admittingly, I am a Godiva slut! I will HURT you if you get in my way of Godiva chocolate. And peanut M & M's.

I ate the cross this afternoon. It was fair chocolate. When you don't have anything sweet in the house, morality and reverence goes out the window :)

Shannon said...

Well, the whole idea of Easter is warped to me. Then again, I also think that lilies smell like death!

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