Sunday, March 22, 2009

Double Dose of Easter Wrongness!


I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I witnessed my parents killed in cold blood right before my eyes. Not to mention my repressed homosexuality manifesting itself by my "ward" Dick Grayson and his costume being a Speedo, gloves and cape.

Happy Easter.

And I got decapitated somehow and my head splits open and you can put jellybeans inside.



This one comes with a one way bullet train ticket to hell. I would think that eating a revered and sacred icon of the Christian faith is wrong, and I'm not alone in this by THIS article.

But let's think about this shall we, the cross was a Roman deterrent to crime, and a torture device as well. You usually died by asphyxiation or dehydration. Slowly. Very very slowly and painfully. And someone wants to make that into something you put into a child's easter basket?!

And it's nasty Palmer chocolate too. Yuk! If I'm going to hell for eating some chocolate, at least make it Hershey's!

7 comments:

Shellhawk said...

Don't fool yourself. Hershey's is crap, too.

Eve Noir said...

Ha ha...funny about Batman. I have Hello Kitty ones & it's similar. ;}

Yeah, that cross makes me curious too...that should be wrong to be eating one of those! But anything to make a buck, right!!?

The Frog Queen said...

I agree with Shellhawk :) I live in the NW and Moonstruck (easter) candy is chocolate nirvana :)

Mr.Macabre said...

I love Hershey's kisses, but admittingly, I am a Godiva slut! I will HURT you if you get in my way of Godiva chocolate. And peanut M & M's.

I ate the cross this afternoon. It was fair chocolate. When you don't have anything sweet in the house, morality and reverence goes out the window :)

Shannon said...

Well, the whole idea of Easter is warped to me. Then again, I also think that lilies smell like death!

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Mr.Macabre said...

I am very delighted that you enjoy this blog and I really appreciate your kind comments! I will strive to present something for the Hallowe'en side of us as often as I can.