Sunday, March 22, 2009
Double Dose of Easter Wrongness!
I am vengeance.
I am the night.
I witnessed my parents killed in cold blood right before my eyes. Not to mention my repressed homosexuality manifesting itself by my "ward" Dick Grayson and his costume being a Speedo, gloves and cape.
And I got decapitated somehow and my head splits open and you can put jellybeans inside.
This one comes with a one way bullet train ticket to hell. I would think that eating a revered and sacred icon of the Christian faith is wrong, and I'm not alone in this by THIS article.
But let's think about this shall we, the cross was a Roman deterrent to crime, and a torture device as well. You usually died by asphyxiation or dehydration. Slowly. Very very slowly and painfully. And someone wants to make that into something you put into a child's easter basket?!
And it's nasty Palmer chocolate too. Yuk! If I'm going to hell for eating some chocolate, at least make it Hershey's!