Thursday, December 25, 2008

Horrifying Holiday Dish

I don't know if Northerners have something so tragic as Pear Salad. Saved for Sundays, Easter and Christmas dinner, it is consists of a canned pear half (not fresh, must be canned), a dollop of mayonnaise on top with a sprinkling of shredded cheese and a maraschino cherry half on top (with the red syrup staining the cheese and mayo). Plop it on top of a piece of iceberg lettuce and make young children cry when you make them eat it.
*Shudder* I can even remember the stink of this dish in the back of my mind.

3 comments:

The Captain said...

Sounds dreadful!

Rita said...

I'm not a picky eater, but that sounds awful.

Mr.Macabre said...

You have no idea how bad it is. I would suggest that you try it just to say that you have lived.