Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Haunted Product Review--AND GIVEAWAY!!!

I got this today and it is TOTALLY cool and evil, hence the name Eviltron!  A small electronic unit a bit larger than a quarter with a powerful magnet on the top.
So what?
It's what it DOES that counts...scares the $#!+ out of someone!  With a choice of 5 short creepy sounds (scratching, a creak, a hiss, a little girl laughing, a man saying 'hey can you hear me?' and a random mode that mixes up the sounds), you simply choose the creepy sound that you would like and hide it, the powerful magnet holding it securely in place!  Then the fun starts, ever so often, it goes off...what was that, did you hear that?  What do you think that was?!  I don't hear it now, what do you think it was?!  Listen, I think I heard it again!!!  What was that?!
Where could you put this fun little device?  Here's a few suggestions:
  • under the bed
  • in a kid's closet (probably will cost you later in therapy bills, I wouldn't recommend this!)
  • in the car
  • anywhere you want to scare
I'm giving away 1 brand spanking new Eviltron unit.  All you have to do is leave a comment about who you're going to freak out and why!  How fun and easy is that?!
Only 1 thing, I MUST have a way to get hold of you if you win (I use Random.org for drawings).  If you're anonymous, I don't have any way of getting your Eviltron to you!

Drawing will be on April 1st...April Fool's Day (appropriate!)

So (rubbing his gnarled hands together in evil delight), tell Mr. Macabre who you're going to scare and why...

Good luck, you sneaky devils!

P.S.  Since I only have 1 Eviltron to give away, you might not want to take any chances...Click Here to be transported to ThinkGeek.com to buy an Eviltron for yourself!

P.S.S.  I have a confession to make...I was HONESTLY going to put one of these babies under Sausage Von Trapp's bed and leave it when I went to teach her kids art.  It could only have been heard when she and Baron Von Trapp went to bed.  I know that she's spooked fairly easily and I guess my sense of compassion has gotten the best of me.  @%$#&! my conscience! 

11 comments:

Moriah said...

Oh man! i could have SO much fun with this! Me and my 14 year old son are always trying to scare the crap out of each other and here lately he's definately gotten me more than I've gotten him! I have just the scarey place to hide that little baby for hours of gut busting good times! Come on Random.org.....PICK ME!

Dawn said...

Hahahaha, WOW! I would LOVE to say that I could scare my hubby, but since he follows your blog, and will probably be along to enter here pretty soon, I will have to say..... I would scare one of our two teen age sons. That would ROCK!!! :)

gretchen said...

I love the crazy people over at Think Geek, you never know what kind of temptations they will put in your path. As for this one, i would first try it as a way to possibly keep the raccoons out of my guy's house...yeah, they get into my bf's house through the cat door and have gone up two flights of stairs to get to the food dish. Scared the hell out of his kid one night when he met one on the stairs ...
it would also be fun to scare the above mentioned kid, who at nearly 18 can still be had by various halloween type props.

Pumpkin Knight said...

I'm a bit crueler then that. I think I would put it somewhere public. maybe hide it in a library or a quiet restaurant. between a little forethought and planing and I could have the local taps wannabes investigating the place.

Mr.Macabre said...

You people are cruel, sick and demented! I KNEW I liked you all for good reason!

sausage von trapp said...

Under my bed, huh?? You're going down, Macabre!!!

ShellHawk said...

I, of course, am too pure and sweet to scare my dear friend and neighbor's oldest son (who is 15 and a disrespectful smart-ass)to sharting himself by placing this thing in his bedroom with her help.

Far too pure... Heh, heh...

The Frog Queen said...

I would put one in the womans restroom here at work. Nothing says I appreciate and respect my coworkers like scaring the crap out of them....at least they will be in the right place! :D

You find the coolest things!!

Cheers!

icitea said...

Heh... I would probably place this somewhere in the storage section of the bookstore where I work. My coworkers will never know what hit them. (and hopefully they'll never find out!)

Mr. Chicken said...

My brother is always trying to freak me out with his mad scientist electronic prowess. I'd definitely plant this somewhere to show him who the real haunter is! haha

Valeriote Design said...

In the medicine cabinet of my brother in law who is crowned the ultimate prankster. Pay back for all of his past shenanigans would be sooooo sweet.