I love you people! You single handedly restored my faith in viscous retaliation! In honor of April Fool's Day, I have consulted the Random.org oracle and received an answer to my question: who is going to brutally scare someone with an Eviltron?
Melissa of Fantastical World of Holidays is going to be a very very naughty person with her new Eviltron! For such a sweet name as Melissa, she's going to be a she-devil on someone!
One request from dear old Mr. Macabre...would you please report back the results from your scare? Enquiring minds would love to know!
Congratulations and happy scaring!