Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Coming back from the dead

Gasp, I missed several days of blogging, especially for the Countdown to Hallowe'en.  Thursday night I was eating and  something just didn't feel right in my stomach.  I was ok until food or drink was just about to go into my stomach and WHO THE HEDOUBLEHOCKEYSTICKS STABBED ME IN THE GUT?!!!  It had gotten excruciatingly worse and I finally went to the doctor...it's either an ulcer or a perforation in the esophagus.  He gave me some medicine to start with the healing so hopefully I'll be fine...but in the meantime I'm on a liquid diet.

Bla.

Otherwise, I'm doing great...blood pressure is perfect, cholesterol has lowered the past 3 times I've had it checked, arthritis is behaving itself, all due to better living through higher chemistry:

That ain't all of them, I take 4 more at different times!

I swear I'm not a hypochondriac, all my diseases are real I tell you!  They're real!  Why doesn't anyone believe me?!



Ahem, back to scaring...

9 comments:

Wendy the (Very) Good Witch said...

Ha ha...I believe you! No one ever believes half of what I say either! Hope you heal up quick Mr. M!

Ghoul Friday said...

Feel better soon :(

Diane said...

eh :( i know how you feel.

hope you can eat something yummy soon!

halloween spirit said...

Hooray for chemistry! Hope you feel better soon.

PumpkinBrain said...

Hope you feel better soon. BTW your calendar is, at last, on its way toward your home.

The Captain said...

I'm a couple days late here with my well wishes, but I hope your feeling better.

They say you can judge how exciting of a life a man is living by the amount of pills his is required to take daily. "They", don't actually say that, I just made that crap up to make us both feel better.

Tequila is a liquid ;)

word verifacation: pinga (no joke! look it up in Spanish)

Mr.Macabre said...

Hmmmmmm, aguave is some sort of vegetable isn't it? Vegetables are good for you so tequila is good for you!

You're kidding...pinga was the verification word?! That's hilarious!

Dixie said...

Omigosh, Mr M. I was out of town, and am just getting caught up with my blog reading, and HATED hearing you had to go through that!!! I had similar issues once and know how painful it is, and just wanted to let you know I'm thinking about you and wish you speedy feeling betterness! :D

Mr.Macabre said...

Thanks Dixie, I'm a LOT better, it was really painful and hurts only slightly now. Can't eat a blazing burrito from Taco Hell yet though...