Otherwise, I'm doing great...blood pressure is perfect, cholesterol has lowered the past 3 times I've had it checked, arthritis is behaving itself, all due to better living through higher chemistry:
That ain't all of them, I take 4 more at different times!
I swear I'm not a hypochondriac, all my diseases are real I tell you! They're real! Why doesn't anyone believe me?!
Ahem, back to scaring...