Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Be Sure Your Sins Will Find You Out...

The Visa bill came yesterday, I guess they didn't process my "paperless statement" request in time.  I'm going as the Hessian Mercenary this Hallowe'en because when Mrs. Macabre saw the 650.00 for the face creams, I got my head bit off!


Did you know that you could feed 4 third world countries for 7 years with the money that I wasted on that cream?  It's true!  I was told this by Mrs. Macabre....repeatedly.  Over and over.  And over.

6 comments:

ShellHawk said...

But do those third world children have skin as pretty as yours?

I think not!

Chris 'Frog Queen' Davis said...

I would like to say that I have no idea how you feel :)

:D

I am sure you look marvelous....and when you look good you feel good and you are a happier person and treat those around you better....it is a win - win situation :)

Cheers!

trickortreat said...

You know what to do-
Step 1: Apply the detoxifying warming mud mask to Mrs. Macabre
Step 2: Have a cup of coffee as Mrs. Macabre now becomes very suggestible.
You've been there. It works.

Pam Morris said...

I'm sorry, but I have to recover from a fit of the giggles right now. with all due respect to Mrs. Macabre, I have so totally enjoyed your discourse on these face creams that I believe the money spent was completely worth it!

Anonymous said...

Heck, you could probably just send them the face cream itself, it is probably natural enough to eat... then would Mrs. M be happy?!?! :D

Stephanie D said...

So you're changing your name to Ichabod?