The Visa bill came yesterday, I guess they didn't process my "paperless statement" request in time. I'm going as the Hessian Mercenary this Hallowe'en because when Mrs. Macabre saw the 650.00 for the face creams, I got my head bit off!
Did you know that you could feed 4 third world countries for 7 years with the money that I wasted on that cream? It's true! I was told this by Mrs. Macabre....repeatedly. Over and over. And over.
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But do those third world children have skin as pretty as yours?
I think not!
I would like to say that I have no idea how you feel :)
:D
I am sure you look marvelous....and when you look good you feel good and you are a happier person and treat those around you better....it is a win - win situation :)
Cheers!
You know what to do-
Step 1: Apply the detoxifying warming mud mask to Mrs. Macabre
Step 2: Have a cup of coffee as Mrs. Macabre now becomes very suggestible.
You've been there. It works.
I'm sorry, but I have to recover from a fit of the giggles right now. with all due respect to Mrs. Macabre, I have so totally enjoyed your discourse on these face creams that I believe the money spent was completely worth it!
Heck, you could probably just send them the face cream itself, it is probably natural enough to eat... then would Mrs. M be happy?!?! :D
So you're changing your name to Ichabod?
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