Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Be Sure Your Sins Will Find You Out...

The Visa bill came yesterday, I guess they didn't process my "paperless statement" request in time.  I'm going as the Hessian Mercenary this Hallowe'en because when Mrs. Macabre saw the 650.00 for the face creams, I got my head bit off!

Did you know that you could feed 4 third world countries for 7 years with the money that I wasted on that cream?  It's true!  I was told this by Mrs. Macabre....repeatedly.  Over and over.  And over.


ShellHawk said...

But do those third world children have skin as pretty as yours?

I think not!

The Frog Queen said...

I would like to say that I have no idea how you feel :)


I am sure you look marvelous....and when you look good you feel good and you are a happier person and treat those around you is a win - win situation :)


trickortreat said...

You know what to do-
Step 1: Apply the detoxifying warming mud mask to Mrs. Macabre
Step 2: Have a cup of coffee as Mrs. Macabre now becomes very suggestible.
You've been there. It works.

Pam Morris said...

I'm sorry, but I have to recover from a fit of the giggles right now. with all due respect to Mrs. Macabre, I have so totally enjoyed your discourse on these face creams that I believe the money spent was completely worth it!

Dawn (Nickols Manor/Wacky Whimsy) said...

Heck, you could probably just send them the face cream itself, it is probably natural enough to eat... then would Mrs. M be happy?!?! :D

Stephanie Jones Davison said...

So you're changing your name to Ichabod?