Friday, February 26, 2010

Do you want to see something scary?

While washing my hands at a customer's house, I happened upon this staring me in the face....


I know that this is probably expensive, collectible, avant-garde, what have you but %$@#&!!!!!!!! THIS FREAKS THE %$*@#$& OUT OF ME!!!!!



 *Shudder* this is like something Dr. Moreau would create just to see how far he could go!  I don't know what is freaking me out the worst but I think it's the human nose that's doing it.  My mind won't let it go, I can't quit looking at it. It's so disturbingly wrong!

If anyone needs me, I'll be under my bed, wrapped in my Snuggie, gently weeping while sucking my thumb.

9 comments:

teri c said...

damn! that IS scary!!

Wings said...

Very bizarre!

Pam Morris said...

well, here I am, rolling on the floor again...laughing my !?% off! picturing Dr. Moreau hard at work on this beastie, trying to "see how far he could go" was what really got me! that and imagining you nervously washing your hands and trying to keep the evil critter in sight at all times! aha!

Viktoria said...

Mr. Macabre--Well, thanks a lot. I'm going to bed in just a little bit, and I think I'll be reading to stave off sleep. I know what's going to pop up in my dream tonight. It's not just that human nose, it's the knowing smile on those
lady lips. Maybe I should check your blog earlier in the day. Brrrrrrrrrrr!

sausage von trapp said...

Do you see the garage sale stickers behind it? Maybe it is for sale? I would love to have that as my dining room center piece.

wiec? said...

that is great! i like it's silly almost human like smile. scary ggod.

Michelle | UPrinting said...

OH my god is that scary freaky! t's giving me the hibie jibies! Get it away!

Mr.Macabre said...

Fun isn't it Michelle? It just stood there at eye level, staring, waiting, wanting me to flinch, to give it an excuse to pounce...

The Captain said...

If it does attack it will be pretty easy to break its neck, freaking cats with lipstick can't be trusted!