While washing my hands at a customer's house, I happened upon this staring me in the face....
I know that this is probably expensive, collectible, avant-garde, what have you but %$@#&!!!!!!!! THIS FREAKS THE %$*@#$& OUT OF ME!!!!!
*Shudder* this is like something Dr. Moreau would create just to see how far he could go! I don't know what is freaking me out the worst but I think it's the human nose that's doing it. My mind won't let it go, I can't quit looking at it. It's so disturbingly wrong!
If anyone needs me, I'll be under my bed, wrapped in my Snuggie, gently weeping while sucking my thumb.