He had a *&*;$#^% big @$$ spider on a stick.
After I crawled down off the ceiling when I had finished screaming, I took my masochistic self to the computer and verified what I thought I had seen...
I'm Southern. As a rule, we fry everything, salt it and then put gravy on it. I haven't heard of any Southern recipes calling for big @$$ spiders and Mazola.
This makes every fiber of my being cringe in abject terror, so naturally I had to share. The question remains...ranch dressing or honey mustard dipping sauce?
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spiders don't bother me. (i think it's so funny some of my "creepy" friends, you and the frog queen in particular, are so freaked out by spiders! she's not gonna like this!!!) even though they don't generally bother me, THIS is pretty freaking disgusting!
Oh hell no! I thought at first "its probably like shrimp." Even if it tasted like shrimp, it is still a big @$$ spider, and big @$$ spiders aren't going in my mouth. That Andrew Zimmer guy makes big bucks to eat that crap, and thats exactly what it would take for me to put it in my mouth, big bucks.
I don't know if I could do it...I have eaten whole fried shrimp (head and all) before but a spider is just way beyond my comprehension. The trouble is, I can unfortunately imagine the texture of it.
I have eaten live ants before accidentally. I had sores in my mouth for weeks afterwards.
No. No. No. No. No. I would have to be mere minutes away from death by starvation to even consider it!!! <:O
Ew.
No.
No. No. No.
A) Never it it.
B) Neither honey mustard nor ranch. Always "Sweet Baby Ray's Barbeque Sauce."
*shudder*
OMG!!! (can't breathe)
*thud*
Ah, (frog queen rubs her eyes) wait, how long was I out for? Ow, I think I hit my head. What was I doing....oh yeah reading a blog ...
Yikes!!
Anyway - Diane is right....and crazy :D Not afraid of spiders?!?! How does that happen? :D
All I have to say is at least these are dead spiders....I don't particular care for them dead but it is way better than alive. A plate like that full of crawling spiders!!!??!
*thud*
Hahaha, the WHOLE time I was reading this I thought to myself "I hope FrogQueen hasnt seen this yet", so I can tell her NOT TO LOOK!!!
That gets even ME, and I *LIKE* spiders.
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