Parents, buy your kids a flamethrower for Christmas! They WILL tell their friends that you are the coolest parents on earth!
If you get the air/gas mixture just right...5 FOOT FREAKIN' FLAMES! Your kids NEED a flamethrower! YOU NEED a flamethrower! Trust me, this is da bomb!
I'm going to Las Vegas for vacation tomorrow, I wonder if they would frown upon me taking it with me on the plane?