Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Let's go the the crazy cat man's house!

Hey!

What?

Let's go trick or treat the crazy cat man's house!

That guy that decorates like his whole yard?  No way, I heard he's a witch or something. Mama said to stay away from his house, he ain't right!

Awww man, as crazy as he is about Halloween, I bet he gives out full size candy bars and junk like that!

...you think so?

Yeah man, he's got to!


Awww man, he gave out stupid bank suckers!  What a cheapass!

Hey, let's egg his house after he goes to bed!

Naw, my older brother says he sits in a bathtub on his roof around back and chants stuff at the moon!  He said that he'll put a curse on you if you cross his path!

Really?

Yeah man, my older brother said that the reason he has so many cats is that they're like more eyes for him to see stuff with so he don't have to be there!  Then he can tell who to put a curse on!

Nuh uh!

Uh huh!  My older brother said it and he's in the tenth grade!  He knows!

Mannnnnnnnn!

6 comments:

The Captain said...

Great dialog! Yum Yum Dum Dum, give me some root beer Dum Dums any day.

Mr. Macabre said...

I'm picking out a stash of the root beer ones for myself as a matter of fact...

Carrie Mae said...

Eww, yuck. I'll take all the non-rootbeer ones you gentlemen discard.

*shudder* Rootbeer...

The Frog Queen said...

ROFL!! That totally made my day.

I just LOVE visiting your blog.

Cheers!

Wendy the (Very) Good Witch said...

Ha...that was funny Mr. M! And I too love the Root Beer Dum Dums the best, even though I hate actual Root Beer!

PumpkinBrain said...

That was very funny... Give me any Dum Dums, without consideration of the flavor, and they will disappear in the blink of an eye!