Let's go trick or treat the crazy cat man's house!
That guy that decorates like his whole yard? No way, I heard he's a witch or something. Mama said to stay away from his house, he ain't right!
Awww man, as crazy as he is about Halloween, I bet he gives out full size candy bars and junk like that!
...you think so?
Yeah man, he's got to!
Awww man, he gave out stupid bank suckers! What a cheapass!
Hey, let's egg his house after he goes to bed!
Naw, my older brother says he sits in a bathtub on his roof around back and chants stuff at the moon! He said that he'll put a curse on you if you cross his path!
Yeah man, my older brother said that the reason he has so many cats is that they're like more eyes for him to see stuff with so he don't have to be there! Then he can tell who to put a curse on!
Uh huh! My older brother said it and he's in the tenth grade! He knows!