Sunday, October 3, 2010

ABOMINATION!!!

WHAT IS THIS?!
IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK TWISTED JOKE?!
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
THERE WILL BE H E QUADRUPLE HOCKEYSTICKS TO PAY FOR THIS FOUL OBSCENITY!!!  OH THE HUMANITY!!!

(Runs to the bathroom with dry heaves)

11 comments:

Barb said...

I know... it's so sad. I miss all the t-or-t's running rampant through the neighborhood these past few Halloweens... pretty soon there will be none.

Jessica Penot said...

Fortunately, our neighborhood still has traditional trick or treating. No need for these yet.

halloween spirit said...

That's hysterical! Trunk or Treat is un-heard of in my part of the world. And I hope it stays that way. >:/

Pumpkin Knight said...

Sadly I'm from where it all started. it has almost killed trick or treating here. your lucky to have five or six kids per Halloween and most people don't care if they are teenagers or even adults, just as long as someone shows up on Halloween.Trunk or treats are made for lazy parents who can't spend an hour or two to take their kids around. theirs a lot more to trick or treating then candy and I think anyone who disagrees should be shot in the foot and honorably discharged from the human race. maybe let them be chickens.

now I must say that the car face would be awesome if not used in such a fowl act. maybe use it to spice up your walmart trips.

sorry about the massive post Mr. Macabre. it's just trunk or treating get's under my skin.

Mr. Macabre said...

I knew I liked you for some reason Pumpkin Knight. Well said!

AllHallowSteve said...

I think this the lazy-man's trunk decorating. What is trunk decorating?

I did a little post on it here:
http://halloweenaddict.com/2009/08/pt-cruiser-pumpkin-bash-issaquah-wa.html

And, yes, still blasphemy.

"Strublay" said...

I HOPE SAM(Trick r Treat)GETS WALMART GOOD FOR THIS.
We need to do a anti trunk or treat campaign. WHO'S WITH ME!?!

Diane said...

lol i saw a sign up at the Y today for trunk or treat and giggled out loud thinking about you goin' off!

Diane said...

oh and i wanted to tell you one more thing. when i was growing up, the people like 4 doors down from us gave candy out from their trunk. they would park the car in the road and do it.

couple years after we'd lived there the authorities came and found that the entire house was piled with trash and "other things", including a dead dog that had rotted on the back porch, and a ton of child pornography. (i think the smell caused the people next door to call someone.) it was like what you see on Hoarders but way worse. they had to wear hazmat suits to go in and investigate.

you never would have known. the front yard was perfect and they had 2 little girls who were in girl scouts. it was horrifying for the entire neighborhood.

so... watch out for them trunk or treaters!!

Mr. Macabre said...

My dear Diane, I do hope that you took a lighter and ignited that sign or wrote something like "Celebrate America's Newest Satanic Festivity--Trunk or Treat!!! Bring the kiddies, and a goat!" on it.

I see signs going up all around here and last year my own mother had the GALL to ask me about decorating HER trunk for their trunk or treat at their church! I screamed and thrashed wildly until I was sure she got the message not to count on me.

Mr. Macabre said...

See! See! I keep telling everyone that Trunk or treat is EVIL but no one listens!!!