People with iPhones are so pretentious. Just because they have the cream of the crop technology, they think that they are all that and their rear don't stink. They go around with their little headphones, playing with their little touch screen, listening to their little iTunes on their little white headsets like they're Paris Hilton or something.
I got one yesterday after my phone died. I am now one of those obnoxious people. I have had to eat many many words lately from Sausage Von Trapp whose family are Mac followers and the fact that I have always lauded the glories of the PC.
My iPhone's name is Bob.