Why Martha, whyyyyyyyyyyy? Did I not buy your cookbooks? Did I not subscribe to your magazine for years? Did I not take the blame when your recipes didn't turn out? I so tried to be a good disciple but to buy this for 9.99 at the checkout counter and then find out there's NOTHING new in it hurts me Martha, it hurts me to the core:
I are so heartbroken, excuse me, Ben and Jerry is calling my name from the deep freeze for some consolation therapy.