Me: "I'm putting up a tree this year"
Mrs. Macabre: "That's nice, it's about time you got in a holiday mood"
Me: "Yep, I cleaned Michael's out of all their LED lights last week when they went on sale"
Mrs. Macabre: "Wait, Christmas lights are going on sale this early?!"
Me: "Orange Hallowe'en lights, what do you think I meant?"
Mrs. Macabre: "You are not putting up a Halloween tree for Christmas."
Me: "...then I'll pull out the papier mache' and work in the kitchen again"
Mrs. Macabre: "It goes in the back of the house, away from the front windows then. You play dirty."