Yesterday my body crashed. I started feeling cruddy around 2 and started running a fever. Joint pain, chills, muscle aches, headache, I thought I had the flu. Still went to get my hair cut but felt like crap. Went to bed at 6 and got a call-in for Tamiflu. Tamiflu didn't touch it. For 75.00 it should have at least made me high or something as a consolation prize! Went to the doc in the box today and she found the trouble...massive sinus infection. Thank goodness, I didn't have the....wait a minute, I still feel like crap and spent 75.00 on medicine that I didn't need. After 70.00 more in copays and more drugs, I'm feeling better, except my rump. The nurse gave me 2 shots, a steroid and a high powered antibiotic. Why did she have to say "This one is going to sting, it's really thick". I have a high pain threshold but dannnnng, I was easing into the car seat very slowly.
Going to the doctor, I saw the coolest thing I have seen in a while and I have a purpose now. A bald headed bearded guy with lots of tats was driving an old beat up black Lincoln hearse with racing flames on it. Oh yes, I will find this guy and this wonderful vehicle and have my picture taken with it. I didn't know that there was anyone THAT cool in this town (besides me, of course).
|Redneck hearse....cool, I could be taken to the cemetery in that just fine!|
|Hold on, I can only go once, I love this Bram Stoker's Dracula hearse too! No fair!|
|NO NO NO ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! I REFUSE TO BE CARRIED IN A SOCCER MOM HEARSE!|