Thursday, December 1, 2011

Random Ramblings and S & M kitteh spanking.

Now THAT got your attention, didn't it?



I have 3 other cats that love kitteh spanking, I'll try to get Albert to do his spanking dance on film (or digital rather).  He usually turn around afterwards and either does the amorous rolling or the I love you like a goat head butt.

Went to the hospital sleep clinic last night for a checkup.  First of all this is what is waiting on you on the bed as you walk into the 2500.00 a night room...



After you have about 30 electrodes stuck all over you, 2 monitoring belts, an oxygen finger device with a red light on it and a cpap mask on, they cheerfully say, "just sleep normally"...

Uh huh, like that was going to happen.  I actually slept some and was relieved when 5:45am came and I could get unhooked and go home.  This is what I looked like right after she unsnapped all the wires...

I must really love you people for letting you see me like this.

So all in all, everything if fine.  Everything was fine before but they saw that I hadn't used up all my allotment for my insurance this year and thought that needed remedied.

So go ahead and hate me, I'm going to Vegas next week.  Free flight for 2 (yes it's on South{cattle car}West but hey, I can moo for 4 hours there). Free hotel.  Mrs. Macabre is the Jedi Master of discounts and free stuff.  If you go to Southwest.com (yes, the airline), they have a credit card offer for 50,000 travel points through Chase bank if you apply and use it once.  It might say 25,000 points but if you Google around, you can probably find the 50,000 points offer like we did the other night.  I saw a program about a guy that is the king of free travel and this is his website.  I used to feel somewhat bad for taking advantage of freebies and such because I felt like I was taking advantage of the company.  I have since moved on from that way of thinking and now if I can $(&#W a credit card company out of some freebies, you better dang well believe I will.  And if you stay off season, most of the time the hotels will comp you your room and give you gambling credit to boot.  They want you to stay, enjoy yourself and gamble away the credit they give you and then some.  Luckily, I'm a cheap @$$ when it comes to gambling...and unlucky so I give the credits to Mrs. M and usually we come out to the positive (Mrs. M can gamble and make money, however).  The freebies are out there people, go get them!

Ahem.

Groan, going to the %$#@^&* mall this afternoon.  I HATE crowds, I HATE our mall and I especially HATE our crowded Christmas rabies infested crowds mall!  But a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do, put on hockey pads and tackle the opposition for the bargains!  

Will be back a bit later...



4 comments:

Lisa said...

I feel the same way about the mall here. Whenever my 14 year old daughter wants to go - I ask what I did to make her hate me!

Mr. Macabre said...

It was h e doublehockeysticks. People were vicious and I dare say carrying and using a tazer for self defense would not have been a bad idea.
Oh well, no more mall till next Christmas season!

Ali said...

That cat thing is freaking me out .....

I hear you about the horrors of the florescent Hell that is The Shopping Mall. Ergo, here at Hitch Park we do 99.9% of the shopping online. No morons, better prices and home delivery!

Have a great time in Vegas.

Stephanie D. said...

Don't do malls. I've lived in this area 8 years and I can count on one hand the number of times I've been to the Asheville Mall. Heck, I can count on TWO hands how many times I've been to Asheville, period. After being raised and living in or near large cities all my life, my little town suits me fine.

If I get the urge to shop somewhere besides online, I try to hit up the small, locally owned shops. Fortunately, that urge doesn't strike often.

Now, Vegas--I'll break my own rules for Sin City anytime!