Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Winner, stalker and lateness!

Through the magic of Random.org, we have a winner....

Kara of Wicked Crochet!!!

So sorry about the lateness of this, there's really no excuse except temperatures in the low to mid 70's with a delightful breeze blowing in the backyard with the warm sun reflecting off my glistening white legs, (looking not unlike the legs of an albino gorilla).  I've got spring fever...bad!

Oh yeah, my stalker...went to the grocery store last night to pick up some milk (and came out 20.00 poorer with a handful of other needful things like Bailey's French Vanilla Coffee Creamer and some Little Debbies).  Came back to the car and noticed a piece of paper on the windshield under the wiper.  Thought it was one of those annoying advertisements so I got in and drove home with it still on my windshield.  I snatched the paper along with my bags and went into the house.  I looked down...

I'm watching you!

Be careful


Should I be flattered or terrified?  And this is real, I did find that note last night.  I feel all famous now with my very own stalker!  But if you're reading this, Mr. or Ms. Stalker, I should only warn you,  I take my shower with the blinds up and usually sing and dance to Bad Romance by Lady GaGa.

I'm just sayin'...

8 comments:

ShellHawk said...

It was probably Bubba, playing a joke on you.

Mr. Macabre said...

I thought about that but his stationery is either from a cheap hotel where he stole it or a piece of toilet paper.

If a stone statue suddenly appears outside my bathroom window with a horrified look on its face, then I'll have my culprit.

The Favorite Things Guy said...

I've had one of those before. They make darn-good errands runners. LOL.

Sounds like it could be a stalker, but it could also be a practical joke. Who knows? People are off their rocker anymore. If it gets too bad, I keep a Louieville Slugger beside my bed's nightstand. You can borrow it anytime you'd like.

sausage von trapp said...

best post ever...loved all the visuals!!

Kara said...

Hooray for me! Can't wait to get the shirt.
Hmmmmm...this stalker thing could get interesting. You must keep us posted. I admit I'm a little jealous I've always wanted my very own stalker. ;P

Mr. Macabre said...

I haven't heard anything else from the stalker as of yet but if you would like mine, be my guest :)

urbandon (Don Pezzano) said...

May turn out that YOU actually wrote the note. That would be even weirder.

I say, park the car again but don't go in the shop, hide and wait.

The Frog Queen said...

It was a long plane flight....but it was worth it! :D

JK

Congrats on your stalker! I think.

:D

Cheers!