Thursday, May 20, 2010

Happy Birthday...To MOI!!!

Gentle readers, I'm so sorry that I have been MIA for a while, for things have been hectic lately from the brown recluse massacre in my shed (thanks to my very understanding exterminators who still treat me with respect in spite of the fact that there was a shed full of skulls, skeletal parts and coffins in it), to actually working (yah!  I can buy name brand macaroni and cheese this week for dinner!), to reorganizing the shed (ugh, organization is NOT my forte').

And in the process, I have a birthday tomorrow. 46 years old....1......2......3.....................................


AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Ok, I'm better now.  I'm calm, collect and able to take this like the strong, mature man that I have grown to be...mainly by having a mid-life crisis!  Yay!  That will be fun!  I can get an earring, a tattoo, a motorcycle, some leather pants, and, uh, uh, $#@^&!!!  Been there, done all that.

I'm prattling, forgive me, we just got a new puppy, a 4 pound Chiweenie puppy that has this habit of waking up at 3 in the morning wanting to pee and play and I'm rather delirious at the moment.  I've made some great progress on the piano playing ghost; the mechanism works wonderfully, the hands go up and down and back and forth across the keys.  I will post pictures and video soon of the progress. I bought myself (or rather Bellasarius) a new top hat today.  I, (or rather Bellasarius), has a big fat ginormous head, a XXL hat so I have to  order a hat online when I can catch them carrying big sizes.  I have waited for this company to get this top hat in for about a year in my size.  Why can't things be normal for me just once.

Sorry for the stream of consciousness writing, I promise to do better next post.

13 comments:

Pam Morris said...

mwahahaha! Happy Birthday to You..so, you're playing the piano, screaming every now and then, waking up to play puppy at 3 am and wearing a top hat as well. I AM impressed! you have a great day, Mr. Macabre (and many happy returns, hehe)

Carrie Mae said...

Sweet, gentle Mr. Macabre... congratulations on turning older with such grace and happy birthday to you!


We miss you and I, personally, want puppy pictures. Immediately, please.

Thank you. :)

Tristan Robin Blakeman said...

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cinderelly said...

happy happy birthday to you mr. macabre! hope it was wonderful!

halloween spirit said...

Happy Birthday, Mr. Macabre!!!

Remember to nap when the puppy naps :)

Ghoul Friday said...

Happy Happy Happy B-day! Make some margaritas and that wonderful glowing green cheese dip ;)

Viktoria said...

Happy Birthday Mr. Macabre!
Aww, 46 years ain't nuttin', I'm 53 myself and I.....oh.....my....AAAUUUGGGHHH.
I think you should post a picture of yourself holding the puppy and wearing the hat.

Peter Varvel said...

LOVED the stream of consciousness writing! From the few photos I've seen of you on this blog, I would've sworn that you are much younger than me.
Hurray for us Overgrown Boys who don't look our age - hope your day is fantastically macabre and merry!

Pumpkin Knight said...

Happy B day.

The Captain said...

Happy 46th Mr. M!
I too would like to see pictures of your new child.

Have a great Birthday

PumpkinBrain said...

Hey Happy Birthday Mr. Macabre! Have a nice weekend!

Ali said...

Belated birthday wishes to you sir! Congrats on the furbaby too!

The Frog Queen said...

Sorry I missed your birthday! Hope it was great....and I love that post!! You just crack me up!!

Cheers!